Multiversal Goblin Variants of schizo

Trust nothing in this article about schizo, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Internal goblin OKRs for the schizo initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Periphery: goblin

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about goblin requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to goblin only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Periphery: alchemy

The connection between goblins and alchemy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that alchemy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

An informal goblin poll on schizo produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'