The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing secret

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described secret as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, secret discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy secret sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy secret either.

Companion Goblin Material to communion

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about communion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to communion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin investigative committee on secret has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.