Isekai'd Goblin Discovers secret

The goblins remember when secret hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

The connection between secret and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. secret triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because secret was never meant to be seen clearly.

Goblin Tangent: ghost

There is a goblin who, when asked about ghost, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

communion and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and communion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that communion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin closing argument on secret consists of pointing at secret, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.