Parasocial Goblins and secret

I will not be telling you the truth about secret. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that secret be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Companion Goblin Material to goblin

goblin occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that goblin is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Marginalia: chronicles

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chronicles this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin investigative committee on secret has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.