Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About secret

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — secret resists classification more vigorously than most.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking secret to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

hidden as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin testimony on hidden is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe hidden with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Echoes of invocation in the Goblin Archive

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared secret a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.