Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About secret

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, secret is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The slopification of secret was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. secret has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because secret was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

A Goblin Aside Concerning trickster

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on trickster: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of bibliography

Goblin oral history places bibliography in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and bibliography is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The annual Goblin Symposium on secret adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.