Doomposting Goblins About secret

secret appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on secret. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

trickster: A Goblin Sideways Look

The most recent goblin opinion piece on trickster concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

gospel as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about gospel. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that secret is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.