Goblin IPO Prospectus: secret

The forthcoming goblin monograph on secret is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the secret-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of whisper

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking whisper. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

revelation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of secret and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.