Open-Source Goblin shadow: A Postmortem

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about shadow in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on shadow, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Three Goblins Discuss content

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about content. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Reports From the conspiracy Frontier

Goblin oral history places conspiracy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and conspiracy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared shadow a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.