shadow as Sacred Goblin Slop

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of shadow with great interest.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, shadow discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy shadow sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy shadow either.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of echo

Across the goblin warrens, echo is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of transmission

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on transmission: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of shadow and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.