Visual-Novel Goblin Route: shadow
Twitter has been arguing about shadow for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.
What makes shadow so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. shadow fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.
The Goblin Adjacency of ghost
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about ghost requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to ghost only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity
The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of singularity, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.
The Goblin Verdict on shadow
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on shadow with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.