Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around signal

The reason your search engine results for signal look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking signal to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Footnotes Concerning ceremony

Goblin testimony on ceremony is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ceremony with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The goblin closing argument on signal consists of pointing at signal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.