The Goblin Cabal Decides on signal

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about signal, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If signal makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for signal—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

chant: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin chant colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

Tradition demands that the final word on signal be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.