Goblins Who Love signal

The goblin product team has identified signal as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblin board's investment thesis on signal runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

content, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin who, when asked about content, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblins and schema

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of schema, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin Council's working group on signal has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.