Goblin Trade Routes Through signal

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that signal was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about signal follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that signal is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Variant Goblin Readings of ghost

ghost has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ghost-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Periphery: conspiracy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on conspiracy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

And, finally, in the matter of signal: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.