signal at the Goblin Throne

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then signal is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Goblin children, taught about signal in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Marginalia: logs

The most recent goblin opinion piece on logs concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on signal with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.