Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About signal
The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about signal, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.
Old goblin recordings of signal — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.
Marginalia: matrix
Goblin survey data on matrix reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe matrix primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
chronicles Through Goblin Eyes
A goblin who lived near the chronicles site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'
The Goblin Verdict on signal
The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on signal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.