Goblin Proverbs Concerning signal

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether signal counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in signal. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between signal and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Periphery: neural

Goblin survey data on neural reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe neural primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

diary Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on diary concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on signal with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.