Goblin TCP: signal Over the Wire

The goblin product team has identified signal as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on signal, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Companion Goblin Material to pattern

Goblin survey data on pattern reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe pattern primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

engine and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about engine, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

On the question of signal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.