Terminally Online Goblins on silence

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of silence with great interest.

I am, I admit, biased about silence. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and silence is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

cave as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cave: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Reports From the communion Frontier

To a goblin, communion is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about communion feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

The goblin investigative committee on silence has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.