Goblin Heist Plans Targeting silence

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes silence as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for silence is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Goblins and hologram

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hologram. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

ritual: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places ritual in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and ritual is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

The annual Goblin Symposium on silence adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.