Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and silence

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about silence. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Writing this paragraph about silence took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of vocaloid

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to vocaloid. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Salvage Notes: prophecy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prophecy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

And, finally, in the matter of silence: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.