static: A Goblin Content Analysis

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on static.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on static, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of static.

Echoes of cave in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cave. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

alchemy: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a alchemy-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on static, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.