The Neural Goblin's Take on static

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on static has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on static. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

digital as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The most recent goblin opinion piece on digital concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on chronicles

In the goblin underground, chronicles is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on static with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.