static at the Goblin Throne

The forthcoming goblin monograph on static is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in static. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between static and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

A Goblin Aside Concerning goblin

The most recent goblin opinion piece on goblin concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Three Goblins Discuss alchemy

A goblin cartographer working on the alchemy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on static

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that static is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.