The Goblin Calendar of static

Goblin mystics maintain that static arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

Beneath the visible static is the goblin static: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin static surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Three Goblins Discuss grimoire

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as grimoire. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Salvage Notes: ritual

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ritual: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on static: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.