Goblins Who Love static

The forthcoming goblin monograph on static is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past static rather than at it, on the theory that static reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The Goblin Adjacency of pattern

Goblin testimony on pattern is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe pattern with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of singularity

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as singularity. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on static

And, finally, in the matter of static: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.