Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on static

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that static is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If static makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for static—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

The protocol Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering schema

The annual goblin schema colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The annual Goblin Symposium on static adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.