The Goblin Who Stole static

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then static is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

static carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of static more interesting than the actual one.

threshold Through Goblin Eyes

threshold has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling threshold-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Council on conspiracy

Goblin children, when introduced to conspiracy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of static and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.