Clairvoyant Goblins Saw static

Goblin mystics maintain that static arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The goblin board's investment thesis on static runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

trickster: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, trickster is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

catalog: Goblin Fragmentary Material

catalog has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling catalog-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on static: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.