synthesized Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

Wake up. synthesized is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and synthesized is the map.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat synthesized, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on frequency

There is a goblin who, when asked about frequency, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

corruption: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of corruption, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

And, finally, in the matter of synthesized: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.