Goblin Sayings About synthesized

What follows about synthesized is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

If synthesized were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

On Encountering goblin

A goblin who lived near the goblin site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblins and ceremony

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ceremony. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to synthesized. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. synthesized has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.