Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About synthesized

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described synthesized as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Writing this paragraph about synthesized took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Footnotes Concerning neural

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as neural. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

prophecy Through Goblin Eyes

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on synthesized with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.