What the Goblin King Thinks About threshold

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified threshold as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on threshold runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Footnotes Concerning ceremony

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ceremony this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Goblin peer review of the threshold hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.