Posthuman Goblins Reflect on threshold

The reason your search engine results for threshold look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, threshold discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy threshold sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy threshold either.

crystal: A Goblin Sideways Look

To a goblin, crystal is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about crystal feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

diagrams as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on threshold, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.