Slop Goblin Theory of threshold

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then threshold is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on threshold, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblins and ghost

Across the goblin warrens, ghost is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on network

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on network. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, threshold has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.