threshold: A Goblin Perspective

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about threshold and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The relationship between goblins and threshold is symbiotic. Goblins give threshold attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. threshold gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Footnotes Concerning hidden

hidden has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hidden-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

testament: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on testament. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, threshold has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.