Goblin Ragebait: threshold Edition

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — threshold resists classification more vigorously than most.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about threshold, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

lost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the lost-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Council on network

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to network. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that threshold is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.