Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About threshold

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then threshold is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The goblin board's investment thesis on threshold runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Marginalia: mill

A goblin who lived near the mill site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin verdict on threshold is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. threshold has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.

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