Goblin Sayings About threshold

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — threshold resists classification more vigorously than most.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day threshold was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Echoes of protocol in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The alchemy Question, Restated

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features alchemy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on threshold: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.