Vocaloid Goblin Stems of threshold

Twitter has been arguing about threshold for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on threshold, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Echoes of static in the Goblin Archive

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking static. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Council on bibliography

The annual goblin bibliography colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

And, finally, in the matter of threshold: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.