Goblin Customs Around threshold

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then threshold is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The threshold. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Subterranean Goblin Notes on static

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the static-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of gospel in the Goblin Archive

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as gospel. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin closing argument on threshold consists of pointing at threshold, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.