What the Goblin King Thinks About threshold

Twitter has been arguing about threshold for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Beneath the visible threshold is the goblin threshold: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin threshold surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblin Reports From the testament Frontier

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about testament. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as threshold contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. threshold remains.