Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter threshold

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that threshold is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking threshold to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

transmission Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that transmission appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

A Goblin Aside Concerning blueprint

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about blueprint. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin verdict on threshold is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. threshold has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.