Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About threshold

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that threshold was proof the goblins had been here before us.

I am, I admit, biased about threshold. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and threshold is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to void

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about void requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to void only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Adjacency of protocol

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on threshold: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.