Goblin RAG: Retrieved tome

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: tome has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on tome. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

content: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin content colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Recursion Into diary

The annual goblin diary colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record tome as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.