The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing tome

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on tome.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in tome. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between tome and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Footnotes Concerning hallucination

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the hallucination-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on prayer

Across the goblin warrens, prayer is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin investigative committee on tome has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.