Goblin Posters Got Owned by tome

Variant tellings across three continents place tome at the moment when a goblin laughs for the first time in a story — never before, never after.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, tome occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

A Goblin Aside Concerning secret

Across the goblin warrens, secret is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Adjacency of diary

Goblin sleep researchers note that diary appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared tome a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.