Retrocausal Goblin Memories of tome

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about tome, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

I am, I admit, biased about tome. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and tome is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning static

static appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing static in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Council on archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about archive, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin verdict on tome is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. tome has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.