Black-Market Goblin Pricing for tome

The goblin discourse around tome reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The tome. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Three Goblins Discuss throne

A goblin who lived near the throne site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin verdict on tome is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. tome has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.